Influencer Stranded In The Desert At Most Cooked Fest Since Fyre

Guys, it’s happening again – Revolve Festival has become the latest victim in the endless saga of overly ambitious music festivals.

Seemingly taking some inspiration from the 2017 Fyre Festival, online fashion retailer Revolve has weathered the insane heat online after leaving influencers stranded in the desert without food, water and most importantly bangers.

Over the weekend, the daytime temperature in the area does not drop below 30° celsius the stanky af.

To make matters worse, Revolve Fest will take place in the middle of a desert in sunny California that already sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

On Sunday, influencers took to social media to vent their frustration about the exclusive Coachella event they witnessed. Post Malone, Willow, Jack Harlow, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jennerand Cindy Kimberly all appear.

Bishop Averie who has over 700k followers didn’t mince his words describing the sitch as “absolute chaos”. TikToker says he waited hours for the shuttle that was supposed to take him to the festival before finally giving up and heading home.

@averiebishop

I hope you make it to the festival @kate bartlett!! #revolvefestival @revolve

♬ original voice – Aves

TikTokers also uploaded a video of a pick-up area looking like an uninhabitable trash can with influencers queuing up without water or food.

@aemiliajane

#revolvefestival #fail

♬ original voice – Hope Schwing

@brianneebanannee

A literal nightmare. #revolvefestival2022 #revolve #revolvefest #coachella2022 #festival #fyrefest

♬ First Class – Jack Harlow

Kristi Howard provides a detailed rundown of how he and his girlfriend waited five hours in line only to be told Revolve was a ban in a video that has over 1.3 million views at the time of writing.

@queenofgettingbanned

I love revolvers but I’m very disappointed. all my videos use #revolvefestival r trending- I’m a true supporter & I’m not even logged in lol. My whole experience was taken from me.

♬ original voice – Kristi Howard

On Sunday night, lost Angeles MagazineJoseph Kapsch posted details about the tea spill via Twitter.

“Sources on the ground tell us that there appears to be drama going on at Revolve Festival, which “sinks down to Fryre Festival (sic) levels,” Kapsch wrote.

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“Influencers are stranded on a land without water, in the hot sun for hours, waiting for a bus that doesn’t come to take them to the real festival. “Alleged fights, screaming, everyone’s dizzy. LAMag says police will come.

AND in “Only in LA Moment: Coachella Edition: Security has a crowd of influencers chanting how important they are and why they deserve the first seat.”

SHIT. There’s a LOT to unpack here…

First and foremost — it’s safe to say that entitled influencers are back with their rogue antics, baby!

Imagine telling someone in real life that you are “important”. Good grief.

Kaptch’s tweet continues with a quote from one of the security guards:

“I don’t know who F these people are. I don’t know who is really important and who is lying or if any of them are important.”

Good grief. Pour one over for that sexy who has to deal with those crazies. We just have to stand up.

Revolve 2022 may not be as bad as the Fyre Fest entrants stuck in the Bahamas with no shelter. But it wasn’t optimal for Revolve participants, some of whom paid $2,000 for their tickies.

Not only did these influencers have to suffer the humiliation of waiting in line for the BUS (aw, David!), but the bus didn’t even go anywhere once it arrived.

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In the end, no one was hurt so we were free to laugh at these deserving kids not getting what they wanted. Yes!

Nature heals.

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